"Take it easy, and if it’s easy take it home."

- what a customer said to me at work last night.

11 months ago // 0 notes

Last week I bought a dress online to wear to a wedding this weekend. I’ve been tracking it in the mail and it’s estimated delivery date is the day right before the event that I purchased it for.

If it doesn’t arrive on that day I’m going to stab myself in the eye with my high heel. And then cry.

11 months ago // 0 notes